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Fun Two Weeks

Wonk Unit at Scala

It’s been a stupidly fun couple of weeks. Demoed some songs, recorded some songs, chose a single, made a video, released a single with our label TNS Records (go download!!!) , DONE 2 NIGHTS WITH FUCKIN SLAVES!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AMAZING GIGS, amazing friendly audience and the most exciting band i’ve come across in years! I love them boys! Wonderful.

Alex
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Download the New (first) Single!

Wonk Unit website

Yeah boys & girls, you can now download FOR FREE the first ever Wonk Unit single over on our record label’s bandcamp page.

So go right now and get hold of the pure sexy Je M’appelle Alex at the link below.

https://tnsrecords.bandcamp.com/track/je-mappelle-alex

Je M’appelle Alex is the first single to be taken from the upcoming Mr Splashy album due for release in early 2016 on TNSrecords.

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Punk Rock BBQ 26 April 2015

Hosting a punk rock bbq today! *Sunday 26th April 2015*  Gonna be fun!!! x

ROUGH STAGE TIMES FOR TONIGHT! XX

4 – BBQ
5.30 – THE MERRY GANG
6.15 – CEREAL BOX HEROES
7 – THE MIGRAINES
7.45 – SHOT
8.30 THE KADT

NICE EARLY FINISH FOR SKOOL! X

THESE GIGS ARE ALL ABOUT CHILL! NO PRESSURE, HAVING A DRINK AND SOME FOOD ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON WITH BUDDIES. WILL BE NICE. LET’S HOPE THE SUN DECIDES TO PUT IT’S HAT ON SO WE CAN ALL GET IRIE! X

The Windmill Brixton

22 Blenheim Gardens, Brixton, London, United Kingdom

LIGHTING THE BBQ AT 3PM,
STUFF OUT FACES AT 4,
BANDS FROM 5. SENSIBLE SUNDAY FINISH!

https://www.facebook.com/themigrainesband?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/thekadt?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/CBiatcH?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/shotpunx?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/TheMerryGang?fref=ts

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2014 Year of the Wonk

Wonk Unit and Meansteed at Pboro gig

So we finished our Wonky year of gigging in the delightful Maidenhead last night where we heavily sexed up the crowd!! You should have seen them! They were tooooo horny for us!! We thought we were going to be ripped apart like what lions do!!!
Luckilly we were able to pacify their horny loins with something like a 30 song set!! Lovely gig, lovely people! Thank You the MAidenhead!
What a brilliant year 2014 has been for us! We’ve pretty much gigged every weekend since Nervous Racehorse came out in MArch!!! It’s been BRILLIANT!!!
Got one last acoustic bash at the Brixton Windmill on the 23rd and that’s it for the year!
2015 is already looking busier than ever. We are already proper booked up to November! Mental!!
We love our Wonky lives and Wonk fam!! You lot are the BEST!!!!!
Love you all very much, FOR REAL!!!
As Jesus said to the children, ” Look after the boys with dusty shoes! for they are richer than a crock of gold!”
Yes! That’s you!! You are like Jesus speaking to a group of school children about shoes!!”
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Bit o Politics; Our Government

I look at our current government,all the hate and damage I see them bastards dropping on those not fortunate enough to be born into money. And it feels exactly like when you see a fuckin nutter on the street givin shit to folk. And you think, I’d love to sort that cunt out ( but you don’t because it will just lead into more trouble than it’s worth). You kinda feel shit about yourself, your own weakness.
This is how our current government make me feel. Like a cunt.
Yes, it seems that all politicians are bred from the same stock these days but never before have I felt such sickening hatred towards that waxy Cameron puppet and co.
This government has to be voted out. I’ve always voted labour (but the Green Party seem like nice folk too).
The last labour government transformed London. All it’s parks and beautiful open spaces. The city you walk through now was a grey needle strewn shit pit whilst the Tories were in. You know those litter free Newington greens where all those yummy mummies go with Tarquin and Noah and do their Pilates. Well they were boarded up and closed under the Tories.
I really don’t know about politics. I’m just a bricklayer that sings in a band. I’m not clever bout these things.
But I did watch the last labour government make it a better place for the likes of me (on a low income) to live in.
X

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Daddy Wonk’s Sex Guide Now on Kindle!

how to make women cum kindleNot only is he a sexy and cool frontman, Daddy Wonk also is a poet and writer.

One of his more controversial works was his sex guide; “How to make women cum”, which has informed, educated, and made people laugh for many years.

Getting with the times, his webmaster and now editor has helped publish the guide as an eBook on Amazon, available across the world!

So if you want to learn all the secrets on making a lady explode with pleasure, use the links below – and help make him a famous author.

UK Amazon

USA Amazon

Amazon France

Australian Amazon

UPDATE:  We’ve made it into the ten best sellers on Amazon in the “human sexuality” section – weeeeeeeeee!

top 3 books

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Model on the northern line

Alex at Hunstanton

Model on the northern line

Doth the world desire you so my dear?
Bambi lashes
Porcelain pout
We the normal
We the just ok
Who’s eyes are drawn
To that perfect alien
Graceful in tatters
Holding the carriages attention
With that nonchalon look of
You are nothing
I have the company of princes and night club owners.
We have nothing in common
Behind these eyes
I think only in diamonds.

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