2014 Year of the Wonk

Wonk Unit and Meansteed at Pboro gig

So we finished our Wonky year of gigging in the delightful Maidenhead last night where we heavily sexed up the crowd!! You should have seen them! They were tooooo horny for us!! We thought we were going to be ripped apart like what lions do!!!
Luckilly we were able to pacify their horny loins with something like a 30 song set!! Lovely gig, lovely people! Thank You the MAidenhead!
What a brilliant year 2014 has been for us! We’ve pretty much gigged every weekend since Nervous Racehorse came out in MArch!!! It’s been BRILLIANT!!!
Got one last acoustic bash at the Brixton Windmill on the 23rd and that’s it for the year!
2015 is already looking busier than ever. We are already proper booked up to November! Mental!!
We love our Wonky lives and Wonk fam!! You lot are the BEST!!!!!
Love you all very much, FOR REAL!!!
As Jesus said to the children, ” Look after the boys with dusty shoes! for they are richer than a crock of gold!”
Yes! That’s you!! You are like Jesus speaking to a group of school children about shoes!!”

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Bit o Politics; Our Government

I look at our current government,all the hate and damage I see them bastards dropping on those not fortunate enough to be born into money. And it feels exactly like when you see a fuckin nutter on the street givin shit to folk. And you think, I’d love to sort that cunt out ( but you don’t because it will just lead into more trouble than it’s worth). You kinda feel shit about yourself, your own weakness.
This is how our current government make me feel. Like a cunt.
Yes, it seems that all politicians are bred from the same stock these days but never before have I felt such sickening hatred towards that waxy Cameron puppet and co.
This government has to be voted out. I’ve always voted labour (but the Green Party seem like nice folk too).
The last labour government transformed London. All it’s parks and beautiful open spaces. The city you walk through now was a grey needle strewn shit pit whilst the Tories were in. You know those litter free Newington greens where all those yummy mummies go with Tarquin and Noah and do their Pilates. Well they were boarded up and closed under the Tories.
I really don’t know about politics. I’m just a bricklayer that sings in a band. I’m not clever bout these things.
But I did watch the last labour government make it a better place for the likes of me (on a low income) to live in.

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Daddy Wonk’s Sex Guide Now on Kindle!

how to make women cum kindleNot only is he a sexy and cool frontman, Daddy Wonk also is a poet and writer.

One of his more controversial works was his sex guide; “How to make women cum”, which has informed, educated, and made people laugh for many years.

Getting with the times, his webmaster and now editor has helped publish the guide as an eBook on Amazon, available across the world!

So if you want to learn all the secrets on making a lady explode with pleasure, use the links below – and help make him a famous author.

UK Amazon

USA Amazon

Amazon France

Australian Amazon

UPDATE:  We’ve made it into the ten best sellers on Amazon in the “human sexuality” section – weeeeeeeeee!

top 3 books

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Model on the northern line

Alex at Hunstanton

Model on the northern line

Doth the world desire you so my dear?
Bambi lashes
Porcelain pout
We the normal
We the just ok
Who’s eyes are drawn
To that perfect alien
Graceful in tatters
Holding the carriages attention
With that nonchalon look of
You are nothing
I have the company of princes and night club owners.
We have nothing in common
Behind these eyes
I think only in diamonds.

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Vinyl Compilation; Need Your Suggestions

OK, i’ve been talking about a Wonk compilation album on vinyl for a while now and it looks like it will actually come to fruition this year.Choosing the songs is a fucking nightmare though??? 4 songs from each album- Soooo hard.
Ok so Jap flag, we gotta have Mistake right? Streets of Soho? Train loony? Girlfriend is a lunatic is pretty classic no?

Trolleys Thank you- Los angeles? I just love the way? Back of the van? Guts?

Muffy- Donkey of the Damned? Horses? Plasterer? Tortured genius? Elbows?

Should we even have Racehorse songs on it (as this is our current album) or should we add some new ones?
This album is primarily for the American market. A good representation of all things Wonk. So we need some Racehorse tracks right? Lewisham? Nan? Kings road? Go easy?
Fuck, it’s too hard.
16 songs. The definitive Wonk!
4 from each album?
Suggestions (again) please.( i know we’ve been here before) – Head over to our Facebook page to make your suggestions.

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A Long Fun Weekend; 4 Wonk Gigs

Wonk Unit Playing outdoors

Alex in a Field4 gigs in one weekend!! Owl sanctuary, fish finger arm chair gig, steamboat Ipswich, and Malcfest.. Dan, Paul,Rob and Ben we love you! Thanks for being lovely brilliant Wonkers.

Everyone we met on our travels this weekend, we salute you! What fun we had!! Thank you for making us feel special and loved!
I can only apologize for Keef and his riot inducing behaviour at the steamboat in Ippo!
Benny boy put on the raddest all dayer with the nicest crowd. Full on lovely heads.
Why did you go and ruin it all by listening to Keef’s hatefully detructive rants!!
Punk rocks shows are not for bopping and having fun!!!
I warn everyone in future- just because Keef tells you all to fuck the soundman in the ear because he isn’t doing his job, doesn’t mean you all have to get your minkys and binkys out and milk yourself over the poor miserable souls eyes!
He was blinded in semen and vinegar!!
Ippo was my fav show this weekend Wilko! Thank you. I’m really sorry the Steamboat put you in such an uncomfortable situation.
Best weekend!! Owl Sanctuary – Amazing!! Fish Finger – delightful! Ippo- Christ has risen!!! Malcfest- Wonderful!!!
Abs!! Thank you for driving us and getting us all home safe!! The best!!!

You are all wonderful!!!
I have nothing but love for humanity!!

Alex xxxx


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Another Nervous Racehorse Review

Nervous Racehorse

Yet another great review for the 4th studio album – the love keeps coming!

From: http://www.scannerzine.com/topsoundsw2012.htm.  Get your copy in our shop.

  • WONK UNIT – Nervous Racehorse {TNS} First off, the cover of this album is appalling. Secondly, the music on this album is superb! I don’t think I’ll hear such an eclectic record all year and I am positive if I do, it won’t magically gel together as well as this. This is the band’s fourth album by all accounts and I constantly heard echoes of THE ‘TONE’s greatness if mixed with a bit of CONSUMED and SNUFF. Highlights are many – be it ‘Lewisham’ that emphasises THE ‘TONE vibe better than anything, the ska-esque vibe of ‘There’s Me’, the early WIRE/ BUZZCOCKS groove and monotone vocal delivery of ‘Kings Road Sporting Heroes’, ‘The Blonde’ which is seemingly propelled by the best riff MINISTRY never wrote while ‘Heroin’ leaps from a repetitive riff monster, to acoustic folk song, to Pop-Punk gem in the matter of two minutes and then does it all again! A very original band but one where the sum of all its parts really works well. Great vocalist (who used to be in the FLYING MEDALLIONS) also – poetic yet cheeky. An album (15 tracks) that has been confusing and warping the House of Scanner beyond comprehension of late – and it gets better with each listen. (21.08.14)scannerzine.com
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FREE Wonk Unit EP on Bandcamp

Little Lord EP Wonk Unit

You lovely lucky people, Daddy Wonk has just uploaded a brand new eight track raw n fun EP onto bandcamp, and even better, it’s TOTALLY FREE TO DOWNLOAD.   Get to it Wonkers!

Or listen to it here!




1. Take me out to dinner 00:58
2. Rambo 02:30
3. We came 02:00
4. Can I say that I am sorry 01:25
5. She cut her finger 01:15
6. Hermitage Road 02:22
7. Tortured genius 02:02
8. I like children with glasses 01:05

Wonk Unit - Littlelord EP - Littlelord EP BACK COVER

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